Were you at Chevy’s?

Well, at least you were honest about it. Was this an official Applebee’s song or your own creativity?

I’m all about soft chewy cookies, but Tate’s is amazing. The caramelization on them is a thing of beauty such that I don’t even notice the crunchiness.

This surprises me not at all. Just go down Rt 22 a few minutes to Scotch Plains-Fanwood. The local high school got rid of it’s super racist Native American logo but kept the mascot name of “The Raiders” over a decade ago. Recently, locals have been campaigning to bring it back and continue to wear feathered head dresse…

I imagine she’s too attached to her lifestyle to ever divorce Donald, but if she were smart, she’d actually try to cultivate some sort of public image the engendered goodwill. As soon as he’s out of office she could use that goodwill to build a comfy little life of blackmail alimony payments and being some sort of…

Give that elephant extra treats. 

My husband of nearly 8 years was so bad at asking me out that I was totally unsure of whether it was a date or not. We had a conversation establishing it as our first date at some point.

I thought I was meeting up with a potential roommate because I’d answered an ad for a roommate. By the time we’d arranged to meet rolled around, he’d decided he didn’t want to have a female roommate but maybe he could turn the meeting into a date. I didn’t know any of this. Instead we had dinner...at his rabbi’s…

That’s what splitting is...

Do people really think the automation wouldn’t be coming either way?

I was at a birthday dinner with the inverse of those monsters. I asked the table if anyone wanted to split a dessert because I wanted to try something but they seemed too big for me to finish. 2-3 other people said yes and one of them even clarified with the waitress that we’d need 3 extra spoons. We enjoyed the…

Spaghetti squash is a type of squash. It is naturally stringy and resembles spaghetti because of that. It is perfectly lovely on its own but, like real pasta, doesn’t have much flavor on its own.I have no idea why Clover decided to write about zucchini instead of googling it. 

Greatest Youtube rabbit hole I’ve gone down in a while. Thanks!

Ahhhhhh! What is this GIF from? It is giving me all sorts of feels. 

That other Washington team, the Redskins.

In my town, it is the United Puppers Service. Our delivery guy loves dogs and carries bags of treats for them. I’m pretty sure he knows all of them by name.

“I’m not someone who has millions of dollars lying around to just pay off people that are coming after me for extortion.”

Yup. Don’t forget that the US came up with and carried out slavery entirely on its own. No other countries benefited from the US slave trade nor was there slavery anywhere else. Nope nope nope. Most of my Dutch friends seemed to genuinely believe that their colonialism was “to help out” the colonized and all they did…

When talking about public benefits fraud, the general implication is that this is individuals getting money they’re not entitled to as recipients. The term “welfare queen” cannot die fast enough. The people committing fraud are people like Maria and doctors who charge medicaid programs for treatments never given and…

I’d love some brown ale recommendations, please and thank you.