Yup. Apparently, that’s what I get from skimming the first search result I found and can’t edit.

It doesn’t have to be an either or. Also, this kid was from Barbados...which was hit by Irma, so he would have had your sympathy if he hadn’t died.

Can we get a guest post by McMansion Hell, please?

If you’re looked me and made pad-sicles (soaked in witch hazel and aloe then frozen) and ended up with an emergency C, the pads can get cut in half and tucked into your bra for nipple relief.

Lip fillers too.

They also have some shakes/leggings/nail stickers/essential oils/candles that you simply must buy.

Or chip in together and hire housecleaners for your friends. I keep getting emails from Handy and it is tempting.

I think it is a generational thing. My grandmother used to make something like that back before she decided that any appliance beside the microwave was going to burn her house down. 

Please tell me that Martin Short will be making a guest appearance on SNL this week to mock the shit out of this guy. It needs to happen.

Nothing was going to save Valerian. The movie was bad. Simply bad.

Me too! They are incredibly clever beasties who are built for multi-tasking.

Awww. Aren’t you adorable? Your style of driving is all well and good for areas with loads of space and city planning around automobiles would grind a city of tens of millions that has adapted to include vehicles to a halt.

I was so-so on the film and by the time I could be bothered to see it, the only option was 3D. These cost $23 and tend to make me seasick. I’ve never felt a need to see it since.

I just had a kid, so it is early to think about but my husband and I had a list of sports we won’t be signing him up for. I know there are bad apples in all sports, but there are certain sports where specific, horrible injuries are basically part of the culture. Neither CloggieGuy nor I were ever into competitive…

There are an increasing number of middle schoolers who sustain serious injuries from overtraining. It is awful and counterproductive, since some of the injuries end any opportunity to have an athletic future in high school.

Think he’ll ask the court for leniency since his wife just died?

My friend’s mom was with a guy like your ex, except many of us saw it before she’d believe it. Luckily, they never married (his insistence) and the house and reliable car were in her name. Luckily, all she had to do was literally turn the hose on him when he stopped by to torment her. He literally scampered away and…

At least if you head to Yreka, you can claim an interest in Mt Shasta.

A few years ago, my dog got her shots and blew up like a balloon with an allergic reaction. This is still no reason to skip her shots. She just gets a big dose of benedryl first and is hyper as hall for an hour or two because of course she has an ass backwards reaction to benedryl and can’t politely conk out like the…

I had to wait 3 months after my ectopic because it was treated with chemo —rather than surgery- and we had to be sure the chemo was out of my system. I’ve heard you need to wait at least 2 months after a D&E or D&C to give the uterus time to heal, but I wasn’t given any timeline after a miscarriage that completed on…