Not a fan of backing in (why would you match the more difficult of two actions, with the smaller of two targets?) but the main issue is proficiency. People really suck at backing in. Sure, there are great backer-inners, but they are in the minority. The population of people who insist on doing it are already a…

That watch ain’t worth your life, son.  Let them have it. 

McConnell’d

It’s Always an Altima™

Make Guillotines Great Again

Yeah, two totally separate issues. All the sympathy/empathy in the world for her, but also let’s just...drive around the tires. 

Fuck the dumper. Also, I would just drive on my yard around the tires if I had a cancer appointment. But I guess I’m just built different.

Oh man I was so close

Similar to the theory that one day space junk will keep us trapped on earth...I wonder how bad global weather will need to deteriorate before the risk of flying is not worth it (in certain regions/at certain times of year/etc.)

From the linked NYT article:

Yup. GUILTY. 

Anyone else feel like owning some Russian Oligarch’s toy that he probably feels was taken from him unfairly is...not a great idea? 

“Good” cop still managed to get the classic “I’m going 100 mph to catch up with him” line in.

I read your site via RSS. Not dead. 

Good.

My eye is already twitching at how people are gonna pronounce it.

Sounds like it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

The airlines you listed make up ~90% of the marketshare. So...

Hey don’t forget that she killed a nun

Luckily for pretty much everyone, this company will be done for in three months.