THANK YOU for using “comprises” correctly. 

God forbid a dude has hobbies...

Exactly. It’s so insane to me how some people cannot understand the difference between “putting your children’s needs first” and “completely giving up on life and becoming a mere servant to my infant/toddler/etc.”.

So the consensus is simultaneously “don’t let people shame you into a car choice” and “we’re gonna shame you into a car choice!”? The dude doesn’t want a minivan, who cares.  The “COTD winner” might see themselves as a pragmatist, but it sounds to me like they’ve given up. You can 1000% balance being practical and…

Now surely he’s not claiming one weekend caused this loss, so looking at the entire timeline...circuit broke ground in March of 2022, so he had almost a whole year w/ operations going on and still had a good year. What happened in 2023? The math is not mathing, Wade.

And she would have gotten away with it, too, if the Uber driver hadn’t done the obvious thing and reported her to the police for stealing her car.

Can we relax with the fuckin hyperlinks, please?

They lost me at super speeder. From georgia.gov:

Glad this meme format can be revived: “If you go barefoot on airplanes, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine”.

I’ll comment a more concise version of what I said in the first article: not saying I side with F1/The Man, but if you live in/work in/travel to Vegas you’re making a deal with the devil. Very surprised these people are surprised.

I, too, hope he gets the help he needs. *Wink wink*

What’s the tl:dw?

On 9/26 you said you were leaving. Please keep your promise. 

I’m not saying it’s fair, and I’m not saying everyone can just pick up and move...but if you live in Vegas doesn’t shit like this go with the territory? When I lived up north I wasn’t surprised when it snowed, when I lived down south I wasn’t surprised when it was hot. If I lived in Vegas, I wouldn’t be surprised that…

Slide 6 is a Vaydor. Took me 3 seconds to figure out with reverse image search. C’mon.

That’s your first thought after reading this? “Really?”

Our kids are traumatized and will never want to go on another cruise.

If this guy took even one penny out of Musk’s pocket, I say free him.

Elon will let you *pay* for a Cybertruck, but you can’t *buy* it (and probably won’t ever be able to, at this rate). 

Wonder how opsec is impacted when your bodyguards are all listening to Rogan in their airpods