Mama, I made it!

lol

And here’s the problem at the root of most of these issues: everyone thinks they are entitled to a perfect, seamless, tailor-made experience while they’re on a commercial flight. Go buy your own plane if you want to make the rules. 

Find god, heathen.

I only recline my seat maybe 25% of the time (a good lumbar support pillow/rolled up sweatshirt does wonders), but if you think you have any say over what I do with the seat I paid for, you’re outside of your mind.

Yeah I definitely recall Carlin and Williams pooping on their friends on video.

No Ueno McLaren, you cowards?!?!?!

WILL THE WOKE MOB STOP AT NOTHING?!?!?! 

Wait wait wait...

“Don’t take refuge in the false security of consensus.”

Honk around and find out, Susan.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Doug DeMuros suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

...I’ve never liked Griner much for other reasons.

That’s too easy! You should complain that they didn’t read your entire posting letter for letter, decide to lose out on money out of pettiness, and then take the time to come and complain on kinja instead!

I see the “if the ad is up, it’s available” thing all the time, and I understand it in theory..but have you every tried to buy anything off craiglist/FB marketplace/etc.? People leave shit listed after they’ve sold it alllll the time. ALL the time. Someone asking if it’s available when it still is, while maybe annoying…

I cannot find it for the life of me...but it’s a European dude (I wanna say Hungarian?) who allegedly plopped an RS6 V8 into a homemade go-kart, and is just riiiiiipping around the woods with his mullet flowing gracefully in the wind. It’s sketchy as hell and I love it. I lost the bookmark a long time ago, if anyone…

Let ‘er rip

I love how whenever this happens, the rep from the dealership is always like “This was an inside job!”. Sir, ifyou’re the type of establishment that leaves the keys in your 100k cars, this may not require a vast criminal conspiracy.

Yeah, and I’m finally gonna fold that hamper full of clothes that’s been sitting next to my bed for two weeks.

Hey speak for yourself