Rigatoni with creamy Bolognese and peas. Courtesy of Chef Lorenzo Boni. You’re fucking welcome, Justin.

I would also highly suggest a nice boar bristle brush. I use the one from Huntsman and as a curly beard-haver, I would be lost without it. Oh and don’t forget to blow dry (but not too hot).

I would also highly suggest a nice boar bristle brush. I use the one from Huntsman and as a curly beard-haver, I…

While annoying, this pales in comparison to what they did to the Radio feature. Aside from the library itself, the thumbs up/thumbs down feature of the radio was amazing - you could get a station tuned perfectly just by voting on the first 10-15 songs. Feature is gone on the mobile app now, and makes it almost…

Two parts Frank’s, one part butter baby! The best. 

Two parts Frank’s, one part butter baby! The best. 

I’d like to engage in some good old-fashioned whataboutism and propose that you ALSO do a piece on all the fucking idiots in the South, Cali, etc., who throw the parkas on when it drops below 60. (For the record I do agree that dressing like an idiot when it’s cold is...idiotic.)

I do the double knot, but I don’t pull the second knot tight. The first knot keeps you from pulling the second loose, so it just acts as a nice little security blanket for ya.

With the success of recent music biopics like Straight Outta Compton and the upcoming Bohemian Rhapsody, what is the next band movie you’d like to see come out? For my money, it’s Pantera.

This is surprising, since Merril has proven himself an expert on extremely obvious ties. 

That’s it. I was only planning on voting for her twice, but I’m making it three now.

“Fuck.”

The Thin Blue Line has been a thing for awhile, but the flag simply hasn’t. The following isn’t incontrovertible evidence, but I mean, c’mon:  https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&geo=US&q=thin%20blue%20line%20flag

Right? I was gonna say definitely start in chronological order with Remission & Leviathan. After that...well, good luck. 

Stunning...with the exception of the “live, laugh, love”-esque door sill. And god, those taillights are very lego and very awesome.

This guys collection is insane, and he seems like a seriously interesting dude. I somehow got tipped off about him on instagram and have been obsessed since. But, uh, what’s with the General Lee helmets?

Ah, this takes me back to fondue times:

Oh no no no, sorry for the confusion. We were talking about Walmart, so I meant a shopping cart, not a golf cart. You know, as in: he would only be reviewing my resume if I applied to Walmart, because he works at Walmart, so next time I go to Walmart I would see him. I fucking detest golf, don’t even get me started on…

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