Genuinely curious...are you “throwing the resumes out” because you assume every last PSU grad is a Paterno/Sandusky/et al. apologist? From your point of view I could see how excluding those who obviously applied to/enrolled at PSU, say, after 2011ish would make sense...but you’re trashing every resume? Seems like a…

Very good, Poop Break. Very good. No hard feelings, I’ll be sure to tip you next time I’m grabbing my cart.

Of all the folks wrapped up in this, the fans and alumni are who you have a problem with here?

We don’t apply to Walmart, though...

Wait, is that Stephen King? (Half-serious)

1. Squeegee as much water off of myself as possible w/ my hands while still inside shower.
2. Grab towel from outside shower, and continue to get the majority of the water that would presumably run off onto the bathmat/floor (while still inside the shower).
3. Step onto bathmat and continue with a thorough drying,…

How jerky/horrendous is the transmission?

Game over.

Now don’t get me wrong, I love the run-of-the-mill Tr*mp-flaming, but THIS is some shit that I can really get behind. You have a true gift.

This happened to me with Jeep/Chrysler Capital. I had to sign THREE contracts before things were worked out. Long story short there was a (somewhat) honest mistake on the first batch of paperwork by a dealership employee, the person that screwed it up also screwed up the second batch, and it wasn’t corrected until…

Precisely. These owners/GMs are working with monopoly money and somehow the grass is ALWAYS greener. All these macho “GOTTA SAVE FACE!” guys want to cut bait with perfectly serviceable coaches/players for not living up to completely unrealistic expectations. These shot callers are the guys who dumped their…

As a Bills fan...*stone cold stunners myself through folding table* ...ahem, as a Bills fan, this is the exact response I have been giving to coworkers/friends/etc. for the last god knows how many months.

So police departments are already euphemizing “hate crime” into “bias crime”? Sweet.

Those quotes...they...they remind me of someone else’s quotes. But I just can’t quite put a tiny little orange-tinted finger on it...

“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”

Clicked because I thought that said “escorts”at first...fairly different article than what I expected.

Does anyone else reaaaaaally want to see a nuclear explosion? Can you imagine how FUCKING COOL that would be? For argument’s sake and to make myself sound less insane I’ll say a nuclear test because nobody wants all that death and destruction and whatnot. I would pay big big money to be able to sit in on a nuclear…

How much does one of these go for nowadays?

I don’t buy that you can’t understand the difference between A) promoting mental health awareness/de-stigmatization and B) encouraging people to commit suicide. I get that it’s fun to troll, but this is something that affects a lot of people and families, and is pretty damn tragic. I hope you don’t ever have to go…

First sex-ed inspires all those hormonal teenagers to start screwing, now this!