Yeah, why not titanium?

Wow, the nacelles on that papercraft Enterprise are just... wack!

Back in the 70s, my neighbor let me borrow his laser...

Unless you buy all your appliances from Sharper Image...

Exactly the example that came to mind when I heard about this so-called "controversy"!

Wow, all of you complaining about the steep learning curve have obviously never experienced Orbiter.

Y'know, when they first came out with 3-bladed razors, I thought it was just ridiculous.

Ohhh, I'm sure he enjoyed it just fine... he was just doing a funny bit for his show.

I think the best times for sunset photos is when there's an oncoming warm front or an outgoing cold front (I think that's right).

Awww, he missed my favorite.

But there's so much grease inside the bag, so I'll never stick my hand in there.

Also, coffee filters make great disposable popcorn bowls!

Yep, Bruce Peterson hated watching his crash replayed every week...

I've had a peeler like this for about 30+ years, but I just saw a nice one at Crate & Barrel the other day for 95¢...

I'll never understand the whole Competitive Eating thing.

The best line was gifted to us by one of the old-timers:

Never been to Cirque du Soleil, I take it.

"But that is impossible, trained contortionist's can't do that."

I actually enjoyed the thing, but in the run-up to release, every time I saw a billboard or a bus ad for it, I kept asking "Why? We decommissioned all our battleships 20 years ago!"

"Rumor has it The CW was scared by the poor performance of The Green Hornet movie -"