Wow, I can't understand all the hatred for the wonderful Olivia Munn. I loved Attack of the Show until she left.

WOW, half of these even I've never heard of!

So, now I share my birthday with L. Ron Hubbard and the Ninja Turtles' nemesis, Shredder.

Well, at least the bow is in way better condition than the stern!

Well, I watched the movie for the first time since I was first in line at Grauman's Chinese on opening day, right during that 23:40—02:20 window.

Well, I'd been following that feed since the 10th, and then they go and screw it up by marking the Impact four hours early, then getting the sequence of events all scrambled, like having the Crow's Nest call out "Iceberg, right ahead!" after the boiler room telegraph commands Full Stop, and the ship swings hard to…

She hit the 'berg at 23:40 (ship time) on April 14th, and sank at 02:20 on the 15th.

Thanks, Doc! At least it's not as bad as the birthday (April 20) my Dad shared with Hitler!

A gift for you, my friend...

Awwww, don't give the Scientologists any new ideas, Annalee!

Yeah, I don't even read his reviews anymore — I just jump to the comments.

"I got up the other day and everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica. Couldn't believe it. Called my friend in, I said, 'C'mere look at this stuff, it's all an exact replica, what do you think?'

Y'know, I read W Hollywood and noted the address being 6250 Hollwood Blvd, and was thinking "Ummm, that's not a West Hollywood address! WeHo starts at La Brea and down by Fountain."

Wow, 9 events in Russia, and just as many in Iran!

I don't see an elephant.

You win my respect, Brother.

But, lots of planets have a North!

Actually, no. The Intrepid-class has a beefier, more compact and aerodynamic design.

I couldn't believe this wasn't the season finale. It really had that level of awesomeness.

The thing that shocks me the most about this show is that nobody in either Red or Green world has ever heard of Schrödinger's cat.