Which country's patriotism would you rather see?

Hell, even Lost in Space was better than Mission to Mars!

"The scene between him and Dean Stockwell is one of the most understated, moving things I've ever seen. You realize their whole history in a couple of minutes."

"...committing suicide by swallowing your own tongue."

Awwwww, c'mon! Red Planet was way better than that steaming pile that was Mission to Mars!

Hey, wow! I actually know where the Bigfoot Lodge is... couple blocks from Costco.

I'll only watch the first two seasons of Miami Vice.

Love Gwen, too! Eve Myles is so expressive with her eyes, I keep having to do Instant Replay.

Well, he never came over to the house for dinner, so your guess is as good as mine.

Yeah, well, my Dad was a set designer during the musical variety days (Smothers Brothers, Flip Wilson, Mac Davis, etc.), and his best friends from Carnegie Tech were Ken & Mitzie Welch, the music directors on The Carol Burnett Show (also the parents of singer Gillian Welch).

Ummmm, actually, Boba Fett made his first appearance in a certain TV special that aired during the holidays in 1978, which, I'm ashamed to say, was produced by friends of my Dad.

Gee, I thought there was a whole lot worth liking in the Alex Proyas version!

My only gripe was with the design of the Skitters' heads: Kinda ripped off Giger's Xenomorph in the back, and those goofy tusks up front just don't look right.

Nope, you're one of two.

Yah, I just got back from it, and liked it just fine! I've seen far worse.

See, now, The Usual Suspects is probably the only movie I've gone into without knowing anything about it, and I had a blast putting the pieces together, figuring out what was what before the Big Reveal (and I succeeded!).

Dang, we already bought our tickets for the 3:45 show!

Nah, this is how you deal with a ninja...

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Okay, that's the most screen-accurate homemade costume I think I've ever seen!