Right, that was my point. They could have just bought a house in BH if they didn’t live there already and sent their kids to high schools no doubt equipped with an army of guidance counselors. They were not tied to whatever school district they were in like most other Americans. Lori Loughlin is, by definition, a…

The mugging worked out okay! I guess when you’re drunk enough to have sex with a stranger in an alley, you’re drunk enough to confound would-be muggers. It’s kind of a blur, but while I was trying to figure out where my money was, the guy I was with grabbed for the 6 pack we’d brought out with us, somehow dropped it,…

How is that disputable? She’s one of the highest-paid novelists in the world. In 2018 she literally made £6,190,042/day, every day.

I guess this is more of a Miss Manners question, but I never know how to respond when my mom or someone else writes be off as being young and stupid. I’m almost 42. We all age at the same rate so I’m not sure why I’m forever young? I got married and bought a house at 35, and my mom and sister tried to stop me because…

I hear this from the 60 something boomers at work. I’m 42.

“I understand your daughter is young and doesn’t know better but given your own career and the fact that we’ve met, I would have thought you’d at least be open to a non-corporate political voice in the mix.” (Jong-Fast is 41-years-old.)

I second this. Trisha is so bizarre and awful and I’m really surprised Jez or other blogs who regularly cover YT celebs haven’t uncovered the mess that is fucking Trisha Paytas. 

I have been waiting for eons for Jez to pick up on the disaster that is Trisha Paytas. Please do a deep dive into her channels, her dysfunction, her narcissism, her racism, her consumerism, her abuse of her ex-boyfriend, etc, etc, ad infinitum. I implore you! She is the craziest mess and as much as I don’t want to see…

This will never work. They clearly come from different uncanny valleys.

I mean, my mum noticed I had a very restrictive diet (probably for reasons similar to this condition) and had me on multivitamins. They were these chalky strawberry things and I didn’t like them (I only liked the gummy ones) but she gave them anyway because my fruit and veg intake as a child despite her best efforts…

Sorry, Rich, this is as bad a take as endorsing Dale Peck’s disgraceful hit piece on Pete Buttigieg last month.

Lana Del Rey sings pretty explicitly about sex. It would still look weird to see a male journalist go “how do you like to fuck, though?”

I guess it depends upon who you choose to trust, but there was no ambiguity in what the employee experienced

I thought the “nude” was a screen shot from a Sims game.

That James Charles “nude” is about as authentic as that Instagram chic who miraculously photographed her motorcycle accident. 

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I’m getting more nervous about the future of Deadspin, tbh. These guys needed her more than they admit here, I think. Who’s gonna be the “stick to sprotz” EIC now? 

I am crying and I am furious. It is but a tiny symptom of a much larger evil extant in the world, that we as a society not only allow companies to profit off the misery of others but that a large and seemingly insurmountable minority has made it their guiding ethos. It’s a tiny symptom, but it’s one that really hits…

Farewell, Greenwell. Eat shit, Spanfeller. Eat Spanfeller’s shit, Thiel. Or use it as part of one of your weird blood rituals, I don’t care.