More of the usual for the Andrew branch of the family really given how he also made his “personal” fortune by using his old role as trade ambassador, which he lost because of the Epstein connection back in 2011, to make money from business dealings with various former USSR despots.

The real winner in Andrew’s latest scandal is Charles. By the time Charles ascends to the throne, people will think his indiscretions are rather minor by comparison and his reputation will improve.  They’ll also happily overlook Charles’ wackadoodle interest in alternate medicine as it clears the very low bar of not…

I feel like I could’ve done more. There were so many details I omitted. What brand was the frozen rice (P.F. Changs)? What did Jonathan look like (tall, with a beard)? A lot of missed opportunities, really. I easily could have bored you much more.

I have a better one:

Mine was:
Step 1: Buy a dress that fits
Step 2: Have the dress taken out after stress-eating so much while wedding planning
Step 3: Have a super-fun time at my wedding!

I took my dog on a walk today. Saw what I thought was a pretty big, fuzzy moth nestled into some tree bark. Took my husband and our friend over to see it. They did not think it was very big.

Yesterday I ordered Safeway for pickup for the first time (I used to order them for delivery all the time for years, but then I got mad at them and now I order Amazon Fresh for delivery). Now I do Target for pickup all the time, and it’s cool and works well but you can’t get alcohol or anything perishable, severely…

I have a bedspread I really like, so I bought the exact same bedspread in a different color on sale a few weeks ago. It arrived last night. It’s not the same. It’s different. In small but very noticeable ways, so I’ve spent about two hours analyzing the differences.

On my weekly grocery trip a few weeks ago, I unwittingly got into the line where their slowest bagger was working. Nothing happened, and I stewed in silence. And I still think she deserves at least $15/hr.

...and I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time...

I dieted only because it was 18 months between buying a consignment dress (could not be let out) and fitting it, and I’d gained 30 pounds thanks to starting a life-saving medication.

That video is disgusting and is absolutely abusive. I can’t believe I’m agreeing with a Paul but her shift into angry, abuse mode and the look on her face is really chilling. She is so violent and spiteful to that poor dog who confused, just responds with love and playfulness, it’s heartbreaking. It’s the kind of…

I think the funniest thing out of this garbage nonsense is that she thinks she’s edgy and living on the edge by cohabiting and thinking common-law marriage is a thing, when that’s incredibly common and boring.

Straight white male executives in charge of everything:

Scaphism, also known as the boats, or mistakenly as cyphonism, is an alleged ancient Persian method of execution. The word comes from the Greek σκάφη, skáphe, meaning “anything scooped (or hollowed) out”.

I was at my FB’s house one random Sunday afternoon and he was gathering all his laundry to drop off at the laundromat and I helped him take off his fitted sheet. I remember taking off one corner to reveal that his mattress had a giant blood stain on it. But the stain seemed SUPER old, and the rest of the mattress…

Don’t knock those black Santas! Well, maybe in your white guy’s case.

First and last date; He had his dog’s balls in a jar on his mantle. He’d asked the vet to save them and was very enthusiastic about showing them off.

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The Makeup Scale (a measure of quantity):