Crap like this shows there’s a rift in the Democratic party when more established members like McCaskill can’t even be bothered to understand the platform on which their younger Democratic contemporaries ran (and won). The Mariah Carey “I don’t know her” defense only works for Mariah Carey.

He seems generally happy, productive and content with his life, happier than when he was doing his show. Being constantly in the public eye is stressful, and damages a lot of people. Going away from the spotlight is sometimes a very healthy choice, don’t think it was “running away”. The “conventional approach” of drug…

i don’t understand why dave chappelle taking pete davidson into the woods is filed under dirt bag. it actually is really sweet, a dude helping his vulnerable friend who is going through a rough patch. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sam, I guess you’re responsible for the clever images and graphics and GIFs (or GIFs, as some of the kids say).  Sorry to hear that you’re leaving, because those have been under-the-radar magic since I started reading Deadspin.  Great work.

No way Trump dodges a shoe. He doesn’t have the reflexes. Jabba the Hut has a better chance of dodging a shoe. Trump is a sitting duck for a Florsheim Facial.

I beg to differ. This kind of wonkiness has been happening since always.

“SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS”

See, I’m more certain the popcorn one is a 3-6 year old thsn the computer key on.  It sounds like Little Kid Logic, plus the size of most computer keys suggests a larger person

Oh, I thought the popcorn kernels-ear-feeder was a toddler!

The person sneezing out computer keys is obviously a toddler.  Like, certainly, right?

“SLIPPED & FELL ON WET FLOOR AT HOME & ALSO HAS HAD SEX TOY STUCK IN VAGINA FOR 8 MONTHS”

““SNEEZED AND A COMPUTER KEYBOARD KEY CAME OUT RT. NOSTRIL, SNEEZED AGAIN & ANOTHER ONE ALMOST CAME OUT””

Yes, the stripper turned raunchy rapper is super concerned about the internet’s memory.

Hey...let them who who ain’t done the ex sex cast the first shade. The junk wants what it wants.

See but Cardi actually used to be a stripper. It’s how she used to keep herself alive, it’s how many women do. And she’s spoken out about issues that affected and continue to affect the women in her old field.

The Democrats are trying to belittle the concept of a Wall, calling it old fashioned. The fact is there is nothing else’s that will work, and that has been true for thousands of years. It’s like the wheel, there is nothing better. I know tech better than anyone, & technology on a Border is only effective in…

Being a federal law enforcement agent, I’m toeing the line of bemused, angry, and exhausted at the idea that a furlough is ‘no big deal,’ as certain Republican Senators are claiming.

I swear to all that is kj;adjgkljdka;gj!!!! I scroll past the tweets because I can’t even bear to read his bullshit, but how can there be THAT MANY? He literally does nothing but have fucking meltdowns on Twitter. Sweet fucking holy hell.

I’m naming my next daughter “Ruth.”

Ha...