Jerry Jones is incorrect.  The educated man knows to use his blood to form the sacred symbols and call upon the dark power of the great old ones to assist him.  As the bile rises in his esophagus he knows to hold it in with all his might so as to not offend.  When the paramedics arrive, you stab the first one in the…

Does he think this is what Zeke meant when he said he wouldn't be taking a hand off any time soon?

I assume this is Jones low key signaling his interest in signing Jason Pierre Paul. 

Look at the lady in the first row next to Adam Silver. That is serial killer level of chill.

This just isn’t the case. Good modifies health care and 401k. Default is they're referring to a good match.

Surprised Philadelphia isn’t on there.

It would also be helpful to maybe specify why they think unions are generally good but specifically bad beyond “I like my boss”. 

FWIW - part of The Ringer unions demands were for a 401k. You’re absolutely right, but sadly, Barstool is likely better than many of its counterparts on a couple things.

If he has said something like, “I am pro-union. I don’t think a union makes sense for us. However, I support my co-workers right to determine if it is an avenue we should pursue.” That would be fine, However, it was in response and implicit support of his bosses threats against those who would seek unionization.

+3 wake-ups

Say what you will about Nick Foles, but he will never have this issue.

There aren’t a lot of “M” bones in the leg. Metatarsals are small bones in the foot. The two bumps you can feel sticking out on either side of your ankle are the medial and lateral malleolus, and part of the tibia.

I just assume the Theranos lady is at it again

“In God we trust, all others must bring data.”

Stanley Meyer? He was a fraudster. You can’t split water and then get more than that amount of energy back from turning it back into water. 1st law of thermodynamics.

Yeah. Any time I see a headline that contains the words “may”, “could” or a question mark, I automatically append the phrase “but probably not.”  And I’m almost never wrong.

I’m waiting for someone to claim that the government is suppressing the news about this breakthrough. 

My confidence in bold claims is inversely proportional to the number of typos in the presentation.

Yeah! Santa don’t take no shit, y’all!

Agreed. Show me an actual fully functioning prototype and then we can talk.