I think this is where Maverick Carter steps in as the dean of the nearly-created University of Phoenix Arli$$ Michaels School of Sports Managementing.

Hell, I can get you a bachelor’s degree by 3 o’clock this afternoon... with honors. These fucking profiting-off-amateurs.

I’d like to see the language of the actual policy, because that memo is pretty vague and doesn’t stipulate that it has to be from an accredited university. There are online degree mills that will probably give him “credit for prior learning” or “credit for life experience” for half of the required credits, cash a…

How hard is it to get a bachelor’s degree? He can probably find some shit business bachelors degree that will accept his work experience as most of the course credit... for a donation.

Use the gaping weakness of the current system (too many schools, bullshit certifications, pay-for-graduation for rich overseas…

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right…

I’ve had amazing bosses, as well as terrible ones. Currently, my boss is awesome. At my last job, my boss was 90% of the reason I quit. In my experience, I’d run through a wall for a boss that treats you like a human. When I have a shitty boss, I tend to tune them out and just go through the motions of what the job…

I once had a boss fold her arms like a child and refuse to accept my resignation. After about 10 minutes I gave up trying and just walked down the hall and gave it to the head of HR. Apparently, she felt it looked bad on her if one of her direct reports quit. Previously she had announced another woman’s retirement…

He would scream frantically at you as you walk out of the building and make a show of it to try and make it seems like he is in control.

Dana White is the kind of boss that suddenly yells “you’re fired!” when your trying to tell him you’re quitting.

Somewhere, Jon Gruden is scribbling ideas into his playbook...

Did you ever try to line up against Champ, point across the field and yell, “HEY, WHAT’S THAT??? just before the snap?

This is what the “let her run” crowd can’t comprehend. Yes, she is female and we refer to her as “she, her” but biologically it’s closer to a male. It’s pretty complex in her case and can’t be explained with this “MiChAeL PhElPs’ ArMs” nonsense.

She has internal testes, no womb or ovaries and XY chromosomes. Biologically—chromosomally, anatomically, & physiologically—she is at least as male as she is female. Her gender identity as a woman is not up for debate, but when it comes to fairness in athletics, it is biology, not gender identity, that matters. Her…

Take a look at the times they posted. It wouldn’t be close. The mistake being made is assuming that women would be competitive at an international level against men.

“Phelps has never swam against women. For all we know they could beat him.”

Thats the thought experiment. And then you say, well thats not fair, we want women to be able to compete in sports, and then we say, OK, well WHY are women not as good at sports as men? Oh, its because mens bodies tell them to produce more testosterone and build more muscle mass.

“She got through two cups? By herself? Damn!”
-Two girls

What’s more exciting to watch...

WNBA? They absolutely do not.

a game check handed to a member of the USMNT is larger than a game check handed to a member of the USWNT, when it should not be, if for no other reason than that the job is the same.