Mikey in Waltham is disappointed.

No surprise that they managed to find a more well-rounded player than Kyrie Irving.

The odds of Kyrie poisoning the locker room before Durant ever sets foot on the court is better than a planet flip. 

I’m getting all warm and tingly just thinking about all the rage that will be emanating from the entitled Knicks fans and media. It’s like Christmas morning.

If baseball players were half as fanatical about the written rules as they are the unwritten rules there’d be no asterisks in the record books....

Personally, I’m in favor of anything that makes people remember Emmett Till.

Other famous Austrian painters include...

Headline should be - “Trump Crosses Line”

I thought he was the same generation as Messi and Ronaldo?

Man that really bites.
-Luis Suarez

“Sir, please step away from the vehicle.”

OTOH, who would have thought it would be the Chinese police who finally called Harden on his traveling. 

As usual, he’s got no defense for these sorts of actions.

His market value was 10-12 million per year which means that the Knicks would probably offer him 20 after being spurned by KD, Kyrie, and Kawhi. Hmm. 20 million per year from the Knicks or a lifetime of doors slammed in your face? This is not as easy as it seems 

Fired for being too Barstool.

It's pretty telling that every time they fuck up the higher ups claim no editorial responsibility and just blame the lowest level person. Shitbags, every one of them.

“If Mackenzie Were Alive Today, I’d Like To Think She’d Be A Stoolie” - by Dave Portnoy

I saw him in the times square Olive Garden two hours ago. I know that’s two hours, but you know how far those breadsticks can go 

Obligatory Anthony Bourdain quote regarding Henry Kissinger:

I never would have pegged Henry Kissinger as still being alive.