Manute gave all his money away and actually went bankrupt; whatever property he had was in Sudan and seized when he came back to the U.S. as a refugee.

Sorry about your wife

I feel like if you took the two bodies of Jokic and Bol and averaged them together...you’d be left with Tim Duncan and David Robinson.

Then again, it’s pretty weird to see blazers pass up a Bol.

Even though it’s likely he’ll still end up getting rich playing a game for a living, I do feel more than a Manute amount of sympathy for him.

When Portland’s pick at 25 neared, I was thinking about how he’d be awesome value, but also how a seven footer with foot and leg problems would be a fucking horror show in Portland. So it was probably for the best the Blazers didn’t take him. He would have had a leg fall off or something before the end of his rookie…

Jokic is excited that he no longer has the least impressive body on the Nuggets roster.

I mean, if it’s Draymond that’s not so bad..

Go on... 

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Lebron seems to care more about his fellow players around the league than he does about his own team’s management.

While I’m glad AD got what he wanted (out of NO), I will also be very happy if NO fucks the Lakers by making the trade effective July 6th.

Bonzi. Fuckin’. Wells.

George Jefferson? Barry Larkin? 

You have to hand it to Rob Pelinka, he’s not just a pretty face...he’s also a total fucking dumbass!

If Justin Beiber pays the Lakers $5m to be their 12th man, does that go back into the salary cap?

Expendables 4: 2019-20 Lakers Edition

This is like leaving your fantasy team in the care of your drunk uncle while you’re on vacation. At least he had some fun!

“Mr. Pelinka, can you illustrate for us exactly how high you are right now?”