I feel pretty confident that, over a long enough timeline, baseball players would get better at using all fields and render the shift a losing proposition. On the other hand, it seems increasingly likely that the inevitable collapse of human civilization will thwart any evolutions of that kind. Ah well.

Shit like this is why banning the shift is dumb. I know, I know, it’s way harder than it looks to use the half of the field that is wide open, especially when the models say that pulling the ball and hitting monster dongs is most efficient. But maybe your model is just wrong. Use the whole damn field!

Kawhi needs to just sign one year contracts for the next five years or so and see how many teams that he can help win NBA Championships.

Saving everyone else the trouble of googling.

It’s Toronto. They obviously love Chuggo.

After looking at those pictures, I feel there is a high-percentage chance that Plant Guy and his buddy are Insane Clown Posse fans.

Marc Gasol looks like my dad the day I finally left the house. Eerily similar

Insider’s look at the trade negotiations:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

As this guy put it:

Here’s how it ended. Looks like he sobered up, continued to claim that the Lakers pick was of equal value in February as it is now, and again criticized commenters for having the GALL to disgaree with him about the super serious topic of NBA offseason trades:

The Lakers announced they have also acquired Isaac Hempstead Wright, and are pursuing Kevin Love and Brook Lopez for a starting five of Bron, Bran, Brow, Bruin, and Bro. 

Cry havoc and let nip slip the dogs of war

The dogs

Whose nips are you rubbing??

Um....the offer the Pelicans turned down was significantly worse than this current one. 

*rubbing nipples* mayhem, is a dish best served Saturday 

This will raise an eyebrow around the league 

Conspiracy theory: the NBA gifted the Pels the #1 pick so they would greenlight the Lakers trade.