Green is a fucking punk ass scumbag. He should be kicked out of the league for his “play.” I hate the Warriors-can-do-no-wrong circle jerk Deadspin has become.

It’s not so surprising given the culture and a lot of the derby “hangers on,” but Quadzilla is a huge figure in the community. This has torn apart a lot of my friends and I don’t see it ending well for the sport.

The Warriors are the only team I’ve seen that still uses handtowels. Their court is always wet. You’d think SV’s favorite team court afford those mops every other team uses, but no.

The Warriors homerism on Deadspin is starting to really bother me. This was so obviously an accident (and also because the Warriors can never keep their court dry).

I just had a concussion but this makes sense to me. I’m pretty sure he’s saying we’ve ignored minority rights for so long and no we’ve got two sides yelling at each other and no one’s listening and you can’t fix anything like that. But fuck it, I’m gonna go lay back down in a dark room and wait for my head to stop…

Yea but his son is killing it by the pool with those abs of his.

Wow. That’s amazing. That 4 point play over Duncan is incredible.

Still hate the guy, just can’t hate on his abilities. One of the greatest basketball players I’ve ever had the privilege to hate watching.

I think it had more to do with benching DeMar in a must-win game and having the team give up on him. But this is typical team owner logic: fire the guy taking the right actions because you didn’t like the result.

Mutant League Football was always my favorite.My brothers and I played that game for hours.

So it’s ok to call Bortles an idiot, but Roquan Smith does the same thing and it’s victim blaming. Got it.

Making death threats against federal agents is ok now? Wow, you guys really will go through any hoops to justify your dislike. I’m worried you actually believe what you’re saying.

Leaving a tablet fully visible in your car is a pretty stupid thing to do. I absolutely question his judgment and decision making. Why would you not?

Gosh I can’t imagine why a song with lyrics about getting a woman high on Xanax to fuck her wouldn’t go over well on a conservative college campus, especially as universities struggle with a rape epidemic.

CP3 has always been a great player. He had the bad luck of being on some awful Pelicans teams and some great Clippers teams that dealt with Blake Griffin injuries and the Warriors going supernova. I’m happy for him.

I’ve had my car broken into for the change in the console, but at least those pennies had actual value compared to the Bear’s playbook.

It’s like the Nick Young bricked 3 gif of arena celebrations.

That’s pretty fucking racist bro. Why you think Latinos don’t know big words?

You know who eats burritos like that? Assholes.

Ouch. That looked almost as painful as DeRozan’s airball. And the way Oubre just walks by Ibaka? Cold.