Jay Cutler was the best QB the Bears have had in almost 70 years. Mike Martz ruined him by trying to run 7 step dropback with no OL and Devin Freakin’ Hester as the #1 WR.

Yep. And this looks exactly like the $80 a gram cut they sell to guys exactly like this... or so I’ve heard.

He was respecting a corporate sponsor. What are you a Pepsi drinker?

Johnny Manziel is that you?

Nah, dude just didn’t have the bill rolled right and wasn’t holding his other nostril... according to internet videos I’ve watched.

Yes, Smallhands McFratshirt will most definitely milk that 5 seconds of glory.

I enjoyed this

Odd, because when my balls are blown it normally causes me to go long.

+1 Lemon Bar

18 people losing their jobs is an example of American unions working?

No, Fuck that. The second people stop returning kicks is the second the NFL abolishes kickoffs.

Cam’s an indefensible dick, but isn’t she a perfect example of the problems with white feminism? It’s funny when she’s punching down, but not when she starts being punched down?

Chris Paul signed with OKC? News to me!

Agreed. People should stop needling him about this.

Yep. I’m 35 and old enough to remember life before the internet blew up and how much promise for a better world it held.

Jeff Fisher ruin a young QB? That’s unpossible!

I secretly hope Twitter’s new 280 character limit ends trend of screenshotting notes, if only to limit my personal anxiety at peoples’ battery levels.

Yep. Puerto Rico voted Rubio in the primaries. They’re fucked.

Michael Beasley you have gone and smoked yourself retarded.

First day of fall: leaves fall from the trees, squirrels start to prepare for the winter, and Sam Bradford is out with a season ending injury.