Only when it’s 70-80 degrees and sunny. So like, 330 days a year. We get cranky when it’s “cold.”

If this rain doesn’t let up, they’ll be able to do the aquatic events in the streets.

That assumes California will still be part of the US in 7 years.

Well he clearly knows a thing or two about Ickey Woods.

I can’t imagine Magic doing that. He seems like a positive person.

No, but I’m downtown and it’s coming down hard now. Just started at 1.

I’ve even seen studios for $3k in Culver City and DTLA. It’s crazy.

Yea got mine recently too. Been trying to get the word out. Just surprised when people say they have no idea. Maybe I just spend too much time in bars.

S is very bad, but the March election scares me. I feel like my politically active Facebook friends know, but most people I meet don’t even know there’s an election.

Don’t forget this advice is coming from a man who survived on welfare checks.

I love that cashing welfare checks is pulling himself up by the bootstraps in his eyes.

They’re both undersized and need others to finish at the hole for them.

He’s also not wrong. Spencer Hawes is inarguably butt.

A waistline that big belongs in Texas.

What a Big Baby!

What about sideburns?

In Missouri?

He even starts his sentences with, “I’m not racist, but...” for crying out loud!

Is $12 a beer really that outrageous for San Francisco though?

This is just like my friends and I where we do this thing at the bar where they don’t exist and I end up drinking alone again.