And I think people on the other side of the fence are objectively fucking wrong, not to mention homophobic pieces of shit. Fuck anyone opposed to marriage equality.
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I just realized (and checked Google to make sure) that there are no Jimmy John's in the Bay Area. To be honest, I've kind of forgotten about JJ's now that I can go pretty much anywhere and get a banh mi for like $4. Yum.
to be fair, this was his sexy bank robber for the revolution phase NOT the let's kill some ethnic groups phase
Young Rutherford B. Hayes?
That is absolutely what I thought.
Is it me though or does it kind of seem like the new tattoo is saying that the Japanese characters translate to "I'm sorry".
Go find a picture of young Rutherford B. Hayes, or as I like to call him, Rutherford B. Haaaayyyyyy Guuuurrrrl.
olden times hotties are the saddest hotties because they're dead :(
* No, seriously, click that link. Dude has pictures of himself murdering so many big animals that Teddy Roosevelt would be like "hey, now, hold up a sec."
You wouldn't. That was my point. That's why it's not like dipping your foot into a toilet.
Do you shower with your drain plugged?
Is true. All winter, one potato, seven brothers.
You thought "@amandabynes: My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me" was a coherent tweet?
Sad you kids couldn't work it out.
One day I overheard a girl yelling at a boy on the (pay)phone with the same name as my boyfriend. Being a one stoplight town, I was curious and asked her his last name. Turns out, she was yelling at her/my boyfriend. We hitchhiked to his house (with a super creepy dude) and upon knocking on the door, discovered he was…
One boy broke up with me on a three-way call with his friend (ah, '90s tech). He called a few hours later to see if I'd drive him to a party.
My 6th grade boyfriend broke up with me after I wrote him a lengthy note about how I thought it was time for us finally kiss. Neither of had kissed anyone before and I was a horny little child looking for a way to do some making-out. He was clearly less interested is doing the deed because he sent me a note back…