I'm so happy you responded to this comment. Better than the dog picture - this mini-thread is solid gold.

This is quite possibly the dumbest comment I've ever gotten on Kitchenette. Congratulations.

YEAH BABY.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Everything is bigger in Texas.

I want this shawarma wrap so bad. We don't have shawarma like this where I live... I miss it. Dammit Uber.

Sexual assault is horrific and inhumane.

Being forcibly penetrated against your will is in fact horrific and inhumane.

I'm glad you said sexual assault instead of hazing in the headline. Because that's what it is.

That's no Frenchman. He's speaking Spanish.

Cameraman is clearly Spanish, merely taking in the Parisian sights, much like Mr. Carter himself.

I hereby declare myself to be the Mayor of Nopeington.

On Gawker this morning they mentioned that he also wrote a book called Rag Doll. Here's the summary on Amazon:

That's actually how I make my lemonade.

You know what? He is stupid. If you're ordering food you should fucking have a grasp on how you want it prepared. And don't put it on your server—because when he/she picks an option for your non caring ass, nine times out of ten you will throw a fit, say YOU DIDN'T WANT IT THAT WAY, and demand your full meal free.

When I worked at a breakfast place, people would regularly order eggs "over." And I would say, "over easy? Over medium? Over hard?" And they would bark at me, "OVER." I would always choose medium if they refused to make a decision, and surprise surprise - it was always wrong.

Hi! So the story you're commenting about was mine.

My husband's friend (late twenties, uber-rich parents, works at his dad's law firm) didn't know how lemonade was made. He was perplexed when he saw me juicing lemons and adding water and sugar in a pitcher. He thought all lemonade was made in a factory.

The man was never accused of stupidity, only rightly accused of a remarkable ignorance of cooking methods of eggs.