You wrote that and gave me the tightest involuntary butt-Kegel I've ever experienced.

What a waste of money. 30 grand could have put a couple of those sex dolls through college.

This practice has not once occurred to me before reading this article, so I went through a little sequence of emotions in three seconds : 1) ew. 2) wait a second, no intestines are getting turned out, no feces are present, no people are getting hurt, and two people are made happy. 3) why did I say ew? this is awesome.

This is super fun. But what's with the cranky older woman over her shoulder who is clearly over it and doesn't know the words? She peps up on "Ain't No Mountain", but it looks like she's just mouthing nonsense during the Adele sections.

Well.

eleven billionty.

Um, the second letter writer's guy is a piece of shit. Caring for someone with ALS is spectacularly and singularly difficult, physically and emotionally. Never waste another minute of your life interacting with that man, and do look into a visiting nurse. You need time for yourself, whether it feels like it or not.

I cannot believe you are getting shit on this. Unbelievable.

Ok, I'll be THAT PERSON. I kind of feel like you're an asshole for lying to your boyfriend about seeing this. It's funny to read but I would be pissed if someone lied me into seeing something that they knew I had issues with (like parasite horror or a doc on tapeworms). I say this as a horror/gore aficionado. Some…

I honestly would applaud your boyfriend if he left you. You seem like a horrible, shitty human being.

I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.

Wow, I can't tell you how much I relate to this... and I am a man. My mother is still a fucking twig. And actually I am quite thin, too. She's a mean judgmental person when it comes to weight. And around my house, growing up, all "bad" things were brought back to weight: Didn't get good grades? "Maybe you should spend…

It's been said, but... BOTH cats totes know what the deal is - note the ears. And the scoping out beforehand. That was intentional bitchery. God, I love cats.

No, that cat knew exactly what he was doing.