I live for vulgarity. So, my bad!

Yes. And this is where you get out your pad and pen very conspicuously. "To make a note of it".

Those weren't "asses". And he didn't "kiss" them. KnowwhatI'msayin'?

Whitney Houston was everything.

I just had a Kinja glitchy moment so forgive me if my original reply pops up later. Basically I love this song. Love Miss Midler. Love TLC. This cover was gorgeous, and I wish I could crawl inside it and take a nap. Amazing.

I could live in this cover. Big TLC fan. Love Miss Midler.

Gorgeous.

First, you GOTTA have Menudo! Complex, layered, and soooooooo good. Second, hot borscht gets you a slap from my Russian grandmother. IT'S COLD!

Finally, why do you hate Gazpacho and Wonton? Are you racist? And why do you hate America and freedom so much (Chicken Noodle)?

Sound corny, but it's the times it stops being a "job". And becomes a genuine human connection.

Once got a $400 tip on a $400 4-top. Aaaaaand, there's more! Not only were they totally nice, fun and un-needy, But one of the gentlemen shook my hand while I was bidding them good night and...

Took the fucking Tag Heuer I had admired earlier off his fucking wrist and insisted I have it. TOTAL WTF MOMENT!

Who is he??! Bless your heart. It's MARLON BRANDO, dear.

Do yourself a favor and watch "A Streetcar Named Desire". You can thank me later.

Oh they are FEMALE nurses? Thank God I know their gender, I guess?

Stateside, one man has died and two female nurses who cared for him have been infected.

I MUST go back in time for that Stalin! Holy hell what a fox...

I was dating this HOT-TO-TROT Latino dude. We had a blast, he treated me like gold, sex was the bomb. The whole bit. One night we were cooking in his kitchen (literally, cooking). His phone rang and we both picked up an extension at the same time.

We found ourselves entangled in a cross-shared party line. 2…

Now I'm witchoo! Same page, same page!

Plugging the drain for a shower.

Serious question because I have NEVER heard of this: Why?

Police arrested Daniela Poggiali's patients after one of her patients died suspiciously.