"I feel so bad for my nose."

I literally came to type the very same words. It's THE BEST in every single way. OMFG I was crying. Emily is my new fave and will never, ever be replaced. Brilliant!

Did you think that one all the way through?

Thanks! I love learning new things!

Dining room the size of a football field, two flights of stairs down from kitchen/line/bar. Full house and I'm the only server.

You never had family meal, C.A.? Pretty common in the west. Or else free item off the menu, 90% off, or similar.

I served and tended bar on-and-off for years. That one was new to me. Never heard it once.

Color me curious! Do tell...

Insert obligatory reference to charging campers rent.

I always say: "If it ain't my bed, it ain't my business."

Just keep doing you, folks.

I came to ask that same thing! I recognized her as Miss Houston,but yeah she could BARELY be bothered.

Awwwkwaard.

Hold the phone. Is he related to Anderson Cooper, then?

**Quoting you:**

I'm okay with demanding public apologies, actually, because a good apology says "I understand why what I did was wrong and I'm taking steps to fix the problem."

But mkay. Guess I might be missing your point.

How in the world can you assert that an apology which is "demanded" is a "good" apology? Or that it gives any insight into the person's self-reflection? <scratching head>

Zahara Green shall receive all of the money.

Yeah, I'm gonna need you to crack a book.

No joke it's not even about the "prank"'. Or the content of the movie. it's about trust and deceit.

This was super low-life. I'm in a 22 year relationship (rough patch but working on it). I'd be PISSED, but I'd be even more sad.

Love ya, Shrayber. But to me this is almost unforgivable. :(