Nope. But I'm walking away before my head explodes.

He's hot. What's a "struggle American accent"? Is that a typo or am I dumb?

You can give it to me straight.

Her darling little accent!

Mine would totally do that, too. They look like angels but they are devils. Devils, I tell you! Isha, there's always sea monkeys...

I'll watch. sounds kind of intriguing. Plus, Longoria is on my short list of "if I liked girls" girls.
Wait. Is she IN IT? Or just producing it? If she's not in it, I won't watch. Unless the guys are hot. Then I will. Life is hard...

OF COURSE! That's the point! I'm on your side.

Do you know who I am, Steven? Do you? Bwaaahahaha.

Hope you got you a mustache to twirl, Pinkham Dastardly-like

Meanwhile, coroner's office has come out to say "The fuck that ever happened."

Why folks gotta lie?

Miss Stewart's been at this shit since Gwyneth was knee-high to a junebug.

Funny because, basically, that IS what Hot Dish is!

C. differs UNITE! Been there, done that. My personal poop story is C. diff-free, Though:

I was in a hole in the wall bar in Cuzco, Peru. My partner and I had been walking around the town when we decided to step into the bar for Pisco Sours. Because Peru. And also because booze. There was a live band, bartender…

Don't. Mkay thanks.

"She saved my life," Geeves told reporters.

Get it straight: That cat saved HER OWN life. She just needed you to open the door, Craigy-poo.

You beat me to it! Slapped him right across the face!

Kinda fuck her. HOW LONG have we had "Don't Text and Drive" education, ads, and horrible stories about the consequences? She could have killed someone

But nooooo! It takes being, literally, impaled up the rectum for this chick to get with the program. FFS!

I actually appreciated and understood your explanation. It makes sense.

THIS? I could do without. Not sure what it's all about.

Sorry. But the more "explanations" I hear, the less the linguist in me believes it. Sorry to be a party pooper.

Yeah it's a "'no". 20 hundred bajillion wasps in your house? NO. I've had 2 in my house at the same time before and nearly flipped my shit. 20 hundred bajillion? NO.

Mark it just occurred to me: What if you have twins along the way? Markling 3a and 3b? Or just Marklings 3 and 4 and you'd better learn your name/number dammit!?

I will defer to those who teach our young children. Seems fishy to me, but if they say so...