SF Native here. LA CUMBRE is the name of the mother fucking game.

What on God's green earth is even going on here? I mean, DE VERAS?

OK I gather that just went around in one big circle, so I think we're headed nowhere fast.

I have worked as a flight attendant and trained and managed flight attendants for many years. I've probably had 50+ instances of people falling seriously ill on the airplane. Whenever I've done the "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a medical emergency. Is there a doctor, nurse, or paramedic who would be willing to…

OK I keep hearing about how low low low the US crime rates are these days. And no I don't have data right at hand. (Do YOU, by the way?)

Firstly, the country has long ago gone to hell in a handbasket. So let's all quit pretending it didn't.

Yup. Best job ever and I made a shitload of money! :)

With you on steak. Definitely NOT with you on oysters. Give me a glass (bottle) of champers and about 20 kumamotos and leave me alone.

I waited tables at the best steakhouse in San Francisco. They actually told us that if a person ordered their (beautiful, perfect, Prime) steak well done, we were to shake our head disapprovingly, look down our noses and say "You know we don't recommend that, right?" If they ordered it anyhow and then complained or…

INTENTS AND PURPOSES

So do you let people watch or not so much?

Always and forever. Adorable in that movie!

"So are you saying YOU care about me?" Forget about it.

No, it's not just you. And it is unfortunate. I think Paul Rudd is one of the best looking guys in show biz. Definitely one of the best smiles around. But the pants in this clip? Nope.

It's cool because BRUNCH. And brunch is very civilized, don'tcha know?

STOP TALKING!

Defense mechanism. Perfectly understandable. We do what we have to do to survive.

FFS I honestly cannot win on these stupid sites. Are you dense?

Holy Christmas. Is The Bachelor really still a thing? Really?

Fo shizzle.

Homophobia is strange.