In the community we talk about "making families" where you can. Thank you for being the family these people can "make".

That was big of you. I wish I'd kept track....but I'd swear my profs cancelled more classes than I cut. Would love to get the stats on that.

Right. You're not in third grade. Don't wanna go? Don't go. Get right with your professors when you go back. Bam. Done.

No, Miss Bread Princess: Your "long answer" wasn't even long. It's not your fault that folks don't read.

I don't want to "discuss". And you can't make me.

Thanks. She totally is. She (literally) is a schoolteacher to autistic kids. Has dated black guys. The whole bit. The whole thing. She's kinda sickening in her perfection. But you gotta love her.

When my sister was 5, she was riding the bus with her babysitter (not American is all I'm saying.) Two men were kissing on the corner. Babysitter said that is bad, a sin, yada yada. My sister said if they are kissing, they must like each other. And if they like each other, why shouldn't they kiss? Babysitter…

Yes to the amen and I love you. (No homo, unless you wanna.)

Oh wait. Mark, you just recommended my post. You didn't "follow" me. Does that still get me out of the grays?

omg Mark! Thank you! I love you. You are my new boyfriend, mkay?

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PS How do I get out of the fucking grays already? No, really, how?

Can I have a fit now? Like RIGHT the fuck now?

Not entirely sure who Kristin Bell is. PS: Downhill skiing is a NO. Cross-country is how we do. WHAT WHAT?

We do what we gotta do. I a'int judging.

Gay Buddhist here, too! PS you're a Buddhist and you said Jeez! ;)

The skin-FLUTE of his teeth, amirite?

Oh I forgot for one quick second we were on Sherri Shepherd. Fuck that bitch.

I got all the time in the world for that shit, my friend.

He is awful and gross and NOT okay.