We stripped the bed to wash the sheets. So, naturally that became HIS AREA. I shall sit here looking handsome. Period.

This is ours. We LURVE him. Like, so much!

I'll see you in the parking lot.

Well that is un-necessarily nasty. Nighty night.

Are you new to cats? Because they do whatever the fuck they want.

What's the "perverse incentive"?

Exercise is, of course, super important to your overall health. But you have to eat well, too.

I hate to shift the paradigm and blow everybody's mind, but:

About That:

Edit: Oh fucking nevermind.

This movie is absolutely brilliant in every way. Loved it then, love it now, will love it forever.

I totally agree. It is a $pectacularly bad idea.

Totally. He's my new fave, and the kids are waaaaayyyy too sweet!

Oh, and Christie cancelled his only scheduled public appearance for today. CANCELLED IT, I tell you! And they won't say why. That's SO WEIRD.

They say it was a "traffic study". Fair enough.

That's some BULL. SHIT. My kitty (pictured) and I are going to find those people and punch them in the face/claw their eyes out. Oh, and "management", too.

Yeah, I'm not outraged.

In other words, each time I've seen a child in a theater in which it did not belong, the family appeared to be Mexican-American.

Mkay. Whatever you say, pal.

"This incident is the second for today."