A catch, this one.

Comments seem all over the place. Which is fine and per usual. But quick question:

I've always said "The way you get 'em is the way you lose 'em". Not for nothing.

Male rape victim, here. Pissed off all day, every day.

Shut yer trap.

I love your kitty cat! He is so handsome! This is mine...there was something of a custody battle (long story) but basically we WON that battle! Cats are the best...

Let's give justice props to the prosecutor, too. Instead of trying to throw the proverbial book at her, he told the judge: Let's try and help this woman who has been through hell.

And also because of Jesus. Who is sooooooooo white.

Once, I left my apartment in Queens at 330 in the morning to go to work. I was headed for the subway and a rat came out from behind a garbage can. I started two-stepping it to put some distance between me and this rat. I turned around about a half-block later and the rat was double-timing it too! I picked up my…