I have probably never laughed harder than I did just now when I opened a reader email and learned that the troposphere is the lowest level of the earth’s atmosphere. All hits are in the troposphere!

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

I believe the thinking goes that when you spill gumbo on them, it only shows on half of it.

Darren Rovell is calculating the brand value generated for Foot Locker.

Yeah, I’m kind of amazed he got a WS for them. Dude is constantly making bad moves. Without lucking into Betts it’s all for naught. The Red Sox, if they didn’t have the ability to carry a stupidly unfair payroll, would be in position to suck badly for quite a while.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

“punchball” is such a better name

it’s like volleyball, but big!

Can’t, I’m at work.

Pitcher: “Your frequent replacement of perfectly fine baseballs is excessive.”

Umpire: “What? Why wouldn’t the Freemasons find Spaceballs impressive?”

[...mutual confused silence...]

Pitcher, Umpire, Batter, and Catcher together: “Bill Pullman sucks.”

Please don’t use glue traps.

Love that while he was writhing on the ground, the announcer hoped he had “just rattled his cage” and might play on.

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

A non-guaranteed deal seems nuts for Howard and actually very shrewd for the lakers. For Howard, it not only means if you make a bad joke after a loss and Davis gets pissed at you, you’re gone, but if you tweak a knee two weeks in, youre gone, all with zero dollars. For Pelinka/LeBron, it’s win win all the way. If it…

Ah the source of my favorite tennis gif

Uhh, the entire blog is about him preferring to play power forward.

Hideo Kojima is perhaps the most over-rated “auteur” in the entire video game industry.

Nintendo would try to tell you second-hand sales are illegal if they could get away with it. These claims are merely interpretations of the law by Nintendo’s legal team. Their claims have never been challenged by a court of law, therefore what they allege is not illegal. The only clear no-go is software piracy. The…