As someone who has looked Roy Halladay dead in the eyes via my young brothers Sports Illustrated For Kids posters I’m 100% confident he wanted to be inducted into the HoF as a member of the Phoenix Coyotes.

The Pats ran just under 100 offensive plays. The Chiefs D-Line—the only really strong component of their defense—was absolutely gassed and had been completely neutralized all game by a strong Pats o-line.

Based off Romo’s announcing, a smart QB can read it like a kids menu.

...sadly Tommy from Quinzee is dead from alcohol poisoning. RIP Tommy, mourn you ‘til we join you in the Fucktomb.

As much as I don’t believe in the Patriots, I believe even less in Andy Reid’s playoff clock management skills.

My father, an avid football fan and gambler, gave me this advice on his deathbed.

Joe Hart meanwhile continues to dream of the day he would be called for good goaltending.

I’m a tennis fan, and I love best-of-5 sets at the Grand Slams. These tournaments are special, and anyone who loves tennis wants to watch longer, not shorter matches.

The thing with Tiafoe, it seems to me, is that he thrives most when a match is open and he can be bold and creative and take risks. Whether that’s through an athleticism advantage like against Anderson or when it’s a matching of styles like when he beat Milos Raonic back in August.

Alternate joke: He died doing what he loved: something incredibly stupid.  

He died doing what he loved.  Torturing animals.

Counterpoint: Nobody wants to hear a karaoke version of “Under Pressure”.

When Ricky Rubio was asked if Joe Ingles talks trash during Utah practices, he shrugged.

Joe Ingles: trash talker of the gods. Body of a rec league dad. 

B.J. in 2015.  B.J. again in 2019.  I think all the married guys can relate.

I love that he has the posture of a chicken (breast and ass out).

I’m pretty sure the base trim 718 just comes with milk crates. Seats cost $3,200

why, oh why, are automakers insisting on throwing infotainment screens on top of the dash?  it’s the worst trend in car design these days.  if you can’t fit it in the center stack, rethink what you’re doing.  it looks awful and cheap.

I love the exterior. I really like the interior but agree it’s too BMW. I wish it was more wrap-around like the A80 was. That was a brilliant driver focused interior.

Cool it looks just like it did yesterday.