As much of a catastrophe as Kinja can sometimes be, it’s mostly great at keeping the gremlins away. So was the old star system, honestly.

It’s more like if someone cribbed another comedian’s voice but delivered the punchlines poorly. The style is the same but the result misses what made the original work.

I guess all of the Hate mail to Megan for her horrible food takes got caught in the Spam folder.

Every single hot taek ever should end with:

And yet the most famous ass in all of hockey is always in some dumb suit.

I think we’ve reached the point where you need to start listing him as Dale Hansen instead of “Dallas Sportscaster.” I get that there’s a certain novelty to what Deadspin uses, and I know whenever I see his face I think “Oh, it’s the Woke Texan,” but he’s been doing this for long enough. It undersells who he is as a…

New Ohio State Coach Ryan Day Has Already Poached A Pair Of Michigan Coaches

Oh man! Burned by Brick!

Michigan reportedly countered Ohio State’s offer with a two-year extension, which he turned down.

You were so obsessed with the shoes you missed that, at no point is underwear mentioned.  I’m not saying Spielman is freeballing on game day, but I’m also not not saying that. 

Tua better hope they come back and win, or he's gonna get the belt.

Juliet: “What’s in a name? That which we call a Rose by any other name would smell as sweet...”

But, on the plus side, if people did kill themselves because they thought Derrick Rose was a shitty player it’d be a lot easier to get Knicks tickets. 

That’s what I say to the doubters who tell me that a large pizza isn’t a personal pizza.

wow, what a beautiful inspirational comeback story. 

Rose then excused himself to huddle with his brand manager, Trevor Bauer.

What the hell is Hedoing.

“Wow, that sure is funny! Please keep reading tweets out loud to me as I am very interested in them!”

Throwback to the best Deadspin comment of all time

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"