He’s also overlooked the best answer, the combo clip and fold. Fold the right side of the bag down at a 45° angle, then do the same with the left side. Now fold the (now) triangular top down as many times a needed to remove most of the air from the bag. Put the clip in the middle of the last fold.

In seriousness, she missed the best option: the freezer.

Mouth- place chips in mouth - done.

I would seriously consider disowning this person.

Other free/around the house options:

Is...is that the correct pluralization of Model X?

There’s fried squid on that Hong Kong offering. We are missing out big time.

There are far fewer moving parts in an electric car than in a gasoline engine car. Aside from tires, consumables like brake pads last longer. There are Nissan Leafs (leaves?) that are ten years old and while they suck, they don’t suck more than any other decade old economy car.

If you consider hybrids, the oldest…

Sure can speak American, though

Welp, can’t read Mexican so that was a bust.

Becoming friends with the bartenders at all my haunts has proven extremely useful over the years! I definitely recommend it as a hack. When I lost my ID a few months ago, they would still serve me while I waited for my replacement to come in. 

being friends with a bartender is a hack!

Butter Dish Energy

On the first date with my now boyfriend, he was running late due to rush hour traffic. However, since I was friends with the bartender, I was able to have him ring up two drinks for my boyfriend under the happy hour special before it ended. When he showed up, I just had to gesture to the bartender who brought him his…

My wife would not be a fan of me going on any more first dates, but she would love it if I asked for more butter.

Because they have the meats. 

“Could we have some more butter please?”

So you’re in favor of giving to charities that send people to workshops to support the death penalty for homosexual acts?

Not really. Since many people would just assume the waiter is eating it because it’s free. Or heavily discounted.

It just occurred to me: wouldn’t seeing the food being eaten by a waiter—a person who knows what goes on behind the scenes—be good marketing for the restaurant?