“Repeal Obama’s 25 year import ban!”

but lest you forget about the matter of scale...

yes.

What about actual living spacecraft? Do they count as Class 7?

Um, Tom Hanks wasn’t really in space.

Ahem.

If GM management could actually find anyone as sensible and knowledgeable as you in their product development ranks I’m sure they’d be fired within the week.

You know what I don’t need? Screens that stretch from pillar to pillar. There are a limited number of things I need to know while I’m driving. Speed, maybe the remaining range, and then the info about what song is playing, or what playlist I’m on.

I’ll do one better: Unnecessary, but fine.

oh it was definitely due for an update. The 3D look is out of date.

But then how, exactly, is one supposed to: “radiate more openness and clarity”. 

Marketing people can’t just ignore your emails all day, they need variety in their jobs like anyone else. 

I hate it.  But I’ll get used to it.  In fact, it’s sort of an improvement.  Actually I prefer it.  The next one after this will be terrible, surely.

THANK YOU. The whole point of a logo is it’s a consistent factor for me to associate your brand with. Changing it up for no particular reason does the exact opposite of its intended purpose.

I don’t get why logos are “due for updates” anyway. Unless there’s a fundamental shift in the business that muddles the logo’s message or they used some very period-specific styling in the first place, there’s no need to change something that currently works. It only makes sense when there’s a functional issue to be…

Nah it’s good to shame these losers and it’s cathartic to make fun of them

Sometimes getting the negative shit in your inbox out in the open and making fun of it is therapudic. They don’t seem to be overly bothered by it, which makes sense because who cares what a backwards cretin thinks anyway?

DNDIY?

to be fair, David Tracy is a really bad influence on all of us. His DIY articles should all be prefaced with “Do not do this.”

Let’s hair it for Jason!  We love you, Jason, and everything about you!