Clint Alexander
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This is all good advice, but I’m still going to keep avoiding eye contact with that masturbating guy on the bus.
When I was growing up, my best friends were simply the ones most available to me. That’s true for most of us,…
Seriously, six months off a year, working half of your normal hours during the rest of the year (less once playoffs hit) with four days a week off (less with Saturday games, more in the playoffs) and you still get your full salary?
I said ok once he got to the 16 hour week. Then he threw the off season into it. What kind of moron wouldn’t take that deal in a hot second.
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This might be the most horrifying thing I have ever heard.
- “Let’s say you have a regular 9-5 job... [blah blah blah] ... You would not work during the off-season”
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Gin is the best white spirit, and its reward for this distinction is an unfounded but excellent reputation for…
Invoking Internet Rule 384(b): The use of the phrase “grammar nazi” shall not be used in a thread in which “pedant” or “pedantry” has already been used. Punishable by being forced to read YouTube comments for 3 hours.
I LOVE these Ask A Lawyer things because they’re the most lawyerly thing ever: Lots of words, doesn’t answer the question.
I had walked right past that nightclub with my girl (the old Cobalt Lounge) just minutes before it had happened to go home after partying.
This was a typical political mess by the city of Atlanta. They had virtually nothing on Lewis and most of the testimony came from ex-cons and people that were found to have never…
I particularly like that the thing he apologizes for, at least in the excerpts, is being a little too flashy with his clothes. He’s sorry he wore a mink and a Piaget, you guys. Please, find it in your hearts to forgive him for his crimes...of tacky commercial excess.
Pics or it didn’t happen!
Most photographed person in the world is my neighbor. You’ll be mine one day, you little minx you...
