Every morning, I run a pick through my hair. It’s important that I do this when it’s still spongy and damp from the…
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Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
“Welp, back to being sponsored by MeUndies or Stamps.com.”
The Nevada Gaming Control Board offered perhaps the most significant rebuke of daily fantasy sports operators today…
Who are you to criticize Enema Smits? Did you ever rush for 168 yards with a septic graded shoulder? I didn’t think so.
When watching football, nothing disappoints me more than a fumble bouncing harmlessly out of bounds. The consequences for letting go of the rock should be STARK and DIRE.
Emmett, I love your picks but you can’t use the word clittings anymore. It’s the 21st centipede.
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Ohh yea, of course they were doing it in Brooklyn before it was cool.
I got e-mails (“Dear Doug, can you take your Skyline to CarMax?”). I got text messages (“Hey man, take your Skyline to CarMax!”). I got YouTube comments (“u should of taken ur skyline asshole”).
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Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.
Here is an embarrassing story about a bad purchase.
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Two weeks ago, I went to the Great American Beer Festival in lovely Denver, Colo., with a simple directive: Drink at…
The first time I wondered if I was possibly doing something wrong was when, while watching TV, I absently reached…
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