Yeah, but abolish golf anyway.

Beasley has been pretty open about his mental health struggles and the work he’s done to get where he is now. I know this piece is light hearted and I’ll agree as a Knicks fan he’s still flaky as hell (in a fun and positive way). But he should be applauded for turning his life around.

If it weren’t for the white man, black people wouldn’t be where they are today and that is an undeniable fact.

I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.

I’m surprised no one mentioned the submarine he made to rescue the Thai soccer team.

it’s time the blacks dropped their African s*** and become Americans and yes I had these discussions with my black friends

At least we can all agree that race is no longer an issue.  

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

This guy clearly deserves to be the next GOP Speaker of the House - he’s been living the Hastert Rule since well before he entered Congress. 

Oh wait, you mean THE Ohio State University. Yeah, I knew all about that stuff.

I remember when Michael Sam kissing a man was a distraction. 

President refers to the free press as the enemy of the people.

he’s no Roonaldo

It’s all evil. Pure, unadulterated evil in the name of capitalism, privatization, greed, and profit.

There is no concern of whether they are going to be well educated or passed through courses because they are athletic, you know, like UNC?

*takes a deep drag on his cigarette*
We all are

I think you’re in the wrong timeline.

I am personally looking forward to next year, when they have to codify exactly what “taking a knee” means w/r/t this policy, which will be over 20 pages and completely inscrutable and will almost certainly include the requirement that the player’s protest “survive the ground”.  

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

So you’d have sleazy reserved for adults interacting with...kids or? We have “illegal” for that. Yes, anytime someone with a distinct advantage attempts to gain a relationship they are otherwise not likely to get, that’s sleazy. If you can’t fondle a twenty-something without a job, money, or influence, and yet with…