Yeah, but abolish golf anyway.

Last week, the New York Times revealed that a research group with ties to the Democrat Party ... 

“Look at this faggot liberal cuck admitting fault — only an urban liberal jew takes responsibility for their actions” -- republican/alt-white twitter right now.

Actually no it isn’t! The plural of octopus really is octopuses OR Octopi. The grammatically correct term is ‘octopodes’ but nobody ever uses that.

I will reserve judgement on creepy until an authentic Goofy from the park goes missing. That would be creepy.

Probably thinking “Well, at least I’m not getting dangled off a balcony by my ankles by Suge Knight.”

Beasley has been pretty open about his mental health struggles and the work he’s done to get where he is now. I know this piece is light hearted and I’ll agree as a Knicks fan he’s still flaky as hell (in a fun and positive way). But he should be applauded for turning his life around.

If it weren’t for the white man, black people wouldn’t be where they are today and that is an undeniable fact.

I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.

I’m surprised no one mentioned the submarine he made to rescue the Thai soccer team.

it’s time the blacks dropped their African s*** and become Americans and yes I had these discussions with my black friends

At least we can all agree that race is no longer an issue.  

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

It actually just sounds a lot like the truth. Too bad it’s so inhuman it sounds inflammatory. 

This guy clearly deserves to be the next GOP Speaker of the House - he’s been living the Hastert Rule since well before he entered Congress. 

Oh wait, you mean THE Ohio State University. Yeah, I knew all about that stuff.

I remember when Michael Sam kissing a man was a distraction. 

President refers to the free press as the enemy of the people.

So does Trump think we should start arming journalists so these tragedies won’t happen in the future? Naaaah...

he’s no Roonaldo