I have him lasting well over two months but an almost zero chance of seeing out four years. We keep raging at what this presidency is doing to us and the country, but look at what it’s doing to Trump himself. It’s killing him. That’s about the only silver lining right now.

As an N.C. State alumnus, this is what I expect of the next coach: A conference championship (the ACC tournament) or a regional final appearance. I do not believe either are unreasonable given the spread of schools who achieve one or the other in major college basketball. We haven’t done either since the Reagan…

With the exception that she’s Debbie Yow (Kay died in 2009) this makes a little sense. It surely has to do with Gottfried not losing his leverage or whatever he negotiated for in his contract, and the administration not committing to any assistant coach while they hunt for who they really want.

DEAR PENTHOUSE

They also need to tone down the moral arguments. The middle of the country is ready for change. They need to start explaining how little the GOP has really done for the middle of the country. Farmers need NAFTA and trade deals. Mexico is set to destroy our corn exports by switching to South American imports.

What an asshole.

Awful, but hey, how bout them Nittany Lions?!

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Yeah, Republicans used to be the party of professionals. Professional jackasses today.

It really pays to be an informed citizen at the ballot. These are the consequences.

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

I DETEST Duke and Allen, but there’s absolutely nothing going on here. Being under a microscope is 100% his fault though

Fuckin A, bubba. Fuckin A.

I don’t care for Duke or Allen, but that play is exactly nothing like the intentional trips he made earlier in the season. Come on.

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

While it is true that it is very common for the President to temporarily shut things down during the transition there are some unusual aspects of this.

Yes, I know. It’s just that.... you know what? Nevermind.

Ahh, bidets! The difference between wiping your ass and cleaning your ass!

Ahh, bidets! The difference between wiping your ass and cleaning your ass!