I regret that I only have one star to give this

As did I! Much better than constantly saying “my nieces and nephew”.

Not in Quebec, where English people said soft drinks and French people say liqueur

It pains me to say this as a Montrealer, but the smoked meat Lays tasted more like a hot dog with mustard than smoked meat. Very disappointed

Have you seen Yasmine Bleeth lately? Yikes. She hasn’t done any running since her Baywatch days.

The only reason I’d pick it up would be to wipe my ass with it. Then return it to the same spot.

That said, please back my kickstarter to insert a chip into every phone that shocks the shit out of someone whenever they try to film in portrait mode.

More like a roided-out Kenny Rogers (the country singer, not the MLB pitcher)

20 years?! Did you start skating in the womb?

"Screw having kids."

A winner is you!