Oh, jeez, I never got around to watching that.

You know that we don't just let the state's attorney throw people in jail because they want to, right? They always say that. Literally. Always. It's their job. It doesn't mean it's true, and even if they believe it it doesn't mean it's so.

It's Ned Flanders' opinion of Allen's films.

I don't think she's lying, but I also don't think he did it. (I admit to being very slightly less confident of the second proposition than the first.) I think she was victimized by her crazy mother, like so many of her siblings.

Not Sleeper!

I believe Ms. Farrow's sincerity. There're a lot of reasons to doubt her veracity.

Those really don't seem to be the same thing at all, even though the one that did happen is weird. (Also, you know, not his daughter.)

Because he's not hungry.

Heh, these guys are pretty funny.

I'm pretty well over everything being twee as fuck, though, so it sounds like an improvement.

Jeez, Smells Like Teen Spirit stole their base line!

He wasn't apolitical at all. He was the kind of GOP stalwart who says they're apolitical and thinks they're apolitical but has never voted for a Democrat in his life and spends a surprising amount of time wondering why girls can't just keep their legs closed if they don't want to get pregnant.

1) Where's the fucking Leftovers.

S1 is insanely depressing. The other two are also insanely depressing, but also very funny.

Emmy voters are overwhelmingly retirement age. You think those geezers wouldn't be fucking giddy over the prospect of four glorious movements a day?

I think you meant to say "SHAKA!"

I heard that song for the first time recently. It's not awful, but it appears that he just took a karaoke recording of the Skynard song and added lyrics about listening to that same song. I'm not sure if that qualifies as art.

It's from Arrested Development, and it's bull. Which Jason Bateman's character explains the second he hears it.

I mentioned an interview I listened to recently with game designer Rob Daviau, and he actually talked about this. He says Monopoly is a much more interesting game than Life, because Life you basically just sit and watch things happen to you, whereas you have lots of choices in Monopoly once the game gets to the…

Play something else with him. Sorry is always fun if you're sticking with mass market, but there are a ton of hobby-level tabletop games an eight-year-old could handle. My nine year old consistently beats me at Istanbul.