Only works on Daniel Craig.

Really? Don't you just measure the thing at point A and then know instantaneously the state of something at point B?

Not really. I was listening to an interview with game designer Rob Daviau (who worked for Hasbro for several years before going off on his own) and he said that mas-market games are not typically purchased by the player. They're bought as gifts.

Monopoly isn't as bad as you remember. When you played it with your dad, he always skipped the auction stuff because it was too complicated, but that extends the game by several hours.

Faster-than-light communication is pretty cool, although you need to actually get the particles to the destination using conventional methods of transportation.

She's been good in some stuff, but she doesn't have much range.

They did!

First Aid, one of the Protectobots.

Pretty good, but I'm sticking with Fredo.

Definitely not.

Right back at'cha, chief.

You can't be so calculating about this. Trump is destroying the foundations of American democracy every single day just by existing, even if he did nothing else. Also he's doing a bunch of other terrible shit. Pence would be a terrible president but a terrible president within the framework of terrible presidents we…

Anything they want to pass has to get passed by the end of calendar 2017, maybe earlier. After that their caucus breaks up as the moderates position themselves to win their seats in the 2018 general and the conservatives position themselves to win their primaries. (Both of these groups will get play from throwing the…

Desktop neither.

Although i think I watched to the end, My Name is Earl never recovered from their admirable attempts to broaden the (highly restrictive) premise in the second season. The first season was so formulaic it could have been written via Mad Lib, but it worked. When they tried to do something more sophisticated, it created…

Actually, people redshirted their kindergartners specifically because they thought it game them an academic advantage. Turns out it doesn't, but that's relatively new research.

Also she's got a spectacular rear bumper.

AFAIK not before we saw Evil Dale typing it in on his pink burner phone.

Swing and a miss, dipstick.

Alternatively, this being Twin Peaks, she could just be telling the honest truth.