Friends is pretty good.

I realized it a few years into TNG when catching a mid-afternoon rerun of Night Court, but it was pretty funny that we didn't recognize such an, uh, aquiline profile.

The zone system was fantastic! You could save $1.50 by getting out half a block before your destination, and essentially the entire professional and social core of the city, all the way from Foggy Bottom to the Hill was in a single zone. They got rid of it several years ago and cab rides immediately went up three…

Subscription boxes are a stupid waste of money even when you like what's in them.

I almost emailed him about it, but then I decided if I wasn't going to contribute to the Patreon I could just shut the fuck up.

Prepare to be disappointed.

Because she's the worst.

People are not sophisticated consumers of media.

God Only Knows isn't the Big Love theme song, even though it was used as the theme song to Big Love.

Apparently lots of people thought that. Which makes me wonder, what show were they watching?

Feh.

Never change, Jesse.

I am now hoping that the last scene with Laurie last week was there just to double down on the suspense when they introduced the Vice President, and next week we'll find out she just went diving, because why wouldn't you when you're on vacation?

I especially loved when he said they stopped smoking and being mute because those things were stupid. Because they were!

It was Billy Shears.

LOST was great.

Huh.

I can't imagine, but it would be pretty funny.

I doubt that Sonny Jim is meant to be Dougie's biological son — after all, he's black, isn't he?
And Naomi Watts isn't.

Obviously your last sentence is false, as a matter of fact.