Don’t forget Peterman. 

I don’t think he’s talking about the up/down motion of the deodorant (I’d never considered another way bc anything else is asenine). I believe he’s talking about the orientation of the stick when you do the up/down motion. If that’s the case the wife is totally right; perpendicular for maximum coverage.

Speaking from a position of experience as I spent a good majority of my wedding reception sick in the bathroom the steel liver is not true for everyone. That or we shouldn’t have started drinking at 7a...

If only my wife would accept my girlfriend...that rookie lives a charmed life.

I took my son when he was about 8 months old to a college spring scrimmage and sat up high behind home plate where there was no possibility that a ball could go. Still left after 3 innings because “what if the ball was fouled straight up in the air and came down on our side of the net then ricocheted ten times up to…

That analyst has such a priceless look of confusion on his face. Do you know how absurd your comment has to be for a Fox News analyst to be left speechless?

I get Cam didn’t have a great day Sunday but how was this not about Flacco? It’s not often that I am 100% sure (Ryan Lindley in the playoffs was the last time) that I could come in and at least be equal to the stat line. 8/18 for 28yds and 2ints has to be one of the top 5 worst games from a qb.

Holtz on this isn’t a joking matter.

So...he’s a Trump supporter?

It finally hit me last week on the NFL always catering to the redneck racists. That is 90% of their game day attendance and merchandise sales. Non racist middle class people are typically more content to watch at home maybe miss a week or two of their teams games or threaten directv with cancellation every year to get…

No he typed that between sending unsolicited dick pics to girls on Reddit with the caption “my tremendous huuuge dick”

“who’s shown himself more than willing to throw his players under the bus, as mostly bullshit.”

Good Lester to first impression.

I second the need for a bar in a hospital. Thankfully when my wife was having our kid there were two restaurants across the street that had full bars. I think by the time she was discharged (like 1.5 days) I’d been there four or five times. Sometimes you just need more than the vodka you sneak in in a water bottle…

What the hell was his expected reaction? This fucking drug cocktail makes Bill Cosby hard just reading about it.

As and ASU alum I can definitively say it took them the entire first week of training camp just to be able to find 6 check down passes he didn’t fuck up.

Miami is the one team that I think has an actual reason to not sign Kaep.

How do you break the arm tackle like that and then let him catch you from behind?

This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen since whatever the last thing the Oompa Loompa tweeted was.

Just looks to me like they’re practicing catching the balls the Bortles is going to grow off their feet.