I grew up a niners fan. My wife is from NH and a Pats fan (yes I know). Our son is two. I have never once put up an argument for who his team is. He will grow up thinking Brady is the fahking greatest eva but at least he won’t have to have his team owned by young Dan Snyder.

There is no way shaq wrote that himself.

I guess I can’t argue with him that he’s a straight shooter?

That was some 7 and 9 bullshit right there.

Millennial should be broken in to multiple groups. At 30 I had not considered myself a millennial, but come to learn anyone born in the 80s is a millennial which is madness bc the almost 40yo soccer dad should not be classified the same as the hipster who makes my fantastic coffee every morning. I say there should be…

And people said Obama was the athletic presi... Wait how the fuck is this guy president?

It will not be years before people try this. I guarantee this article is enough for at least one person cranking reps at the local YMCA to try this shit.

I know someone who is working for a startup that is like uber for kids. I believe it’s five years old as the minimum age.

I just had to recently buy a larger car seat for my kid from his infant one and was reading all the specs on the new ones. Some of these things go up to 120 pounds! Is he supposed to take his driving exam in one? I can’t help but imagine in 16 years I’ll be dropping him off at college and some kids are going to be…

Robot baby. I specifically remember tying its stroller in to the bed of my truck to drive it home. I was fairly confident in my parenting abilities when the thing didn’t cry at night only to find out that it had logged two hours of crying.

“If you had a daughter, you’d want her to marry Derek Jeter.”

Mr Ball what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational take. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no shoe contract, and may…

Is it just me or does every one of his teammates look at him like he’s a necessary annoyance that they must tolerate?

That guy behind won’t think it’s as funny when he has to pull those back up

I’m excited for Jeff Fisher next year to lead them back to .500.