Wow.

I'd do it, too? I've been doing it all day, same as every day, minus "the money and power". When this guy hammers one back, it's super-cute, but if I crack a High Life at dawn I'm a fucking alcoholic.

Not cool Thibs. Black face is never okay. Even if you’re using a real face.

...he abruptly left the team to take care of his son.

He also played on the New York Jets’ practice squad.

Byron is a top-level fox hole educator. He had just turned 14 during the last year of the Vietnam War. Then he chose to suffer life in California until attending Arizona State. This may have been his toughest task: he chose to leave college as a junior (GASP!!!) to be drafted by the NBA as the 4th pick overall.

Full disclosure - I also comment on YouTube.

Well I don’t recall Alexi Lalas disclosing his affiliation with douchebags.com.

Awfully big words for someone who pulled the entire 2014 season out of his ass.

This looks like Jimmy Fallon doing an Adam Morrison impression

Why was Kyle Singler rooting for Wisconsin?

Ugh. So far this year we have Duke, Ohio State, and the Patriots as champions. We're on pace to have the douchiest sports year on record.

Can we finally talk about how “amateur athletes” obtain thousands of dollars worth of tattoos? I don’t blame the players; I blame everyone else.

how was the game tomorrow going? who does number 5 have?? i hope kaminsky has a good one to improve my draft stock. without to much hapiness

was that last paragraph a tweet by mcnabb?

From the preponderance of evidence on dude’s Twitter Feed I would say it was canned.

Sounds like ESPN traded him for a ham sandwich?

Because jokes never need to happen. Fuck it. Shut it all down. Only serious as fuck comments are allowed forever.

on more than one occasion i have purchased, taken home, and consumed bags of Andy Capp's Hot Fries

The big difference between Yankees-Arod and Angels-Hamilton was that there were no steroid rumors with Arod until he was a few years into his most recent 10-year deal (when he re-signed he was going to be the ‘clean home run king’ which is why they gave him all of the milestone bonuses built in). Angels knew exactly…