I’ve been called the Jane Austen of my generation.

i wonder how much time gronk spends shaving his entire body?

I am foisting a Deflategate/Simmons conspiracy. Fill in the details below.

Fine, I get it, I’ll go outside and start a garden far away from the internet for a day or two.

I mean if I went around saying I was editor-in-chief of Grantland, just because some white-shirted stiff lobbed a job offer at me, they’d put me away!

You can't go around wielding supreme editorial power just because some blinky jamoke threw a red pen at you!

The guy who played the coach on “White Shadow”.

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical corporate ceremony!

OMG! Spaz

Can’t imagine why Costas doesn’t care for the “Look At Me Types.”

What a witch hunt....Tom muttered to himself while reading a plaque about Salem before entering the auditorium and lying his face off.

(Finally Buttnut , you get a chance to comment early on an article a chance to become a kinja legend with a witty , insightful comment ... YOU CAN DO IT !!!)

I believe that name is trademarked.

True, BUT, the league offices wield a ton of power that they use in helping the owners pressure local governments into building the next TD-Ameritrade-Ampi-Bank-Whatever-The-Fuck-Theatre-Stadium.

“Started at the bottom.”

If I shoot like the best of men or like Stephen Curry, but do not have Love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging Josh Smith. ² If I have the gift of reading defenses and can fathom all pick and roll switches and all schemes, and if I have a crossover that can break ankles, but do not have Love, I am nothing. ³ If…

Man, getting old is a mutherfucker. **Holds hand up with head down**

I’m not.... shitting you ;)

About three years ago. Had just moved to Toronto, had a few apartments to look at one afternoon. Strolling down Bloor to visit one when the Cleveland Browns went into no-huddle. Just a little one at first, then full on down the back of one leg. With about 10 min to go before a viewing I ducked into a Tim Hortons,…