irony: Something that is made completely out of iron?

It's Wrestlemania week. Vince pulls out all the stops. You'll be seeing WWE all over for the next 5 days.

Either way, now there's a real reason to hate Snyder; he left Mike&Mike on his radio station for two additional weeks.

New here?

Four months, one week, three days.

Tom Brady: How many times do I have to tell you, Julian? You Yelp before you try the Sandals getaway.

I'm calling shenanigans. I'm from Maine. Nobody from Maine gives a shit about Dave Winfield. I've never heard his name mentioned there. I'm assuming one person from Maine ordered that jersey from them, and that's the only order they got from that state. Theres no way this is a large enough sample size to mean…

Where in the actual fuck is Fuck?

In other words, you, like me, prefer calories to be taken in alcohol.

Chip Kelly has put all us Eagles fans on Prozac this offseason. Which, to be honest, doesn't mix well with Lager and nitrous balloons.

If he's going to act like a disobedient child, the Vikings have no choice but to take him out behind the Metrodome and teach him a lesson.

Fwiw Barry Sanders is a HUGE piece of shit. Rarely if ever saw his son, you know the one named after him. Bilked several investors out of their money on a car lot in Stillwater, OK and a grocery store in Wichita, KS. And feel free to look up his divorce details for the more meaty bullshit he pulled. But you just keep…

So many viewers can't name tuba player on the Roots.

WTF is Ellen doing there?

Since he is sitting on the far left, the only thing better Andy could have done is to come charging into the frame like this:

Well, his face wasn't that straight anymore.

Continuing a tradition started with the late Tom Landry, the head coach of the Super Bowl winner is required to wear flip-flops.

Carroll: I blinked...