Thank goodness for the small acts of resistance of front-line employees. Poor guys.

This is quite honestly the most inexplicable and obviously awful corporate idea I have ever heard of. They would have been better off reminding people they offer health insurance to their employees, unlike most independent coffee shops or fast food joints. For that, I have never hated Starbucks, but this "race…

Joe likes it when they cry.

Is it safe to say she was playing Brian's song?

Life is shit. It's all just pain and sadness. :(

Not my tempo.

They just posted her student debt total on the scoreboard.

is this the real life?

The bigger question is how that cat man is warping reality around him.

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

The door was big enough, goddamn it Rose!

I'll never let go, bracket. Never let go.

Since my bracket was basically over in hour 3 of this tourney here is my hot take. Jack could have been on that door as well. He could have survive. That and Celion Dion has the face of a muppet.

Nothing sums up the experience of March Madness like woodwind instruments.

looks more like a run under.

A couple of thoughts after reading this:

Woah I didn't know Brian Williams posted to Gawker sites. Heh heh remember Brian Williams, guys?

He obviously hacked back into the UVA system to grab an old e-mail address that wasn't deactivated - his hack is that strong.

He just did it for the lulz.